THE ULTIMATE RESUME!

                          

   Name: Jesus Christ

   Address: Ephesians 1:20

   Phone: Romans 10:13

   My name is Jesus -The Christ.  Many call me Lord!  I've

   sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management

   position in your heart.  Please consider my accomplishments

   as set forth in my resume.

  Qualifications:

*  I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs

   3:19)

*  I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)

*  I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)

*  I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians

   3:13)

*  The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life

   through me, (See Galatians 3:14)

  Occupational Background:

*  I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).  

*  I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or

   disrespectful.

*  My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See

   Matthew 3:15-17)

  Skills Work Experiences:

*  Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering

   the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting

   the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind

   and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).

*  I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who

   listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See

   Proverbs 1:33).

*  Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to

   cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

  Educational Background:

*  I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom

   and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).

*  In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge,

   (See Colossians 2:3).

*  My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp

   unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).

*  I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms

   44:21).

  Major Accomplishments:

*  I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all

   times, (See Genesis 1:26).

*  I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).

*  I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show

   of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).

*  I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the

   dead!

*  There are many more major accomplishments, too many to

   mention here. You can read them on my website, which is

   located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet

   connection or computer to access my website.

  References:

*  Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine

   healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and

   supernatural guidance

  In Summation:

   Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only

   candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.

   In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Prov 3:5-6),

   and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I

   start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).

 (Author: Anon)

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   NOW MAY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF, AND OUR

   GOD AND FATHER, WHO HAS LOVED US AND GIVEN US

   EVERLASTING CONSOLATION AND GOOD HOPE BY GRACE,

   COMFORT YOUR HEART AND ESTABLISH YOU IN EVERY

   GOOD WORD AND WORK. Amen. ( 2 Thessalonians 2:16-17 )